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Just when you thought you've seen all the greatest life fails – a fresh new batch of blunders exploded onto the internet. These poor folks had the misfortune of displaying their bad decisions right in the public eye – and lucky for us, someone caught it on camera! If you're like us and find joy in knowing we're not the only ones that make poor choices, you'll enjoy this list of the dumbest mistakes people made!

A Very Bad Day at Work

Think of this man the next time you're complaining about a bad day at work. We really wouldn't want to be the one making that call. "Hey boss…so, there was a small issue with the shipment. Well, how should I put this? There was water damage…"

On another note, how in the hell did this even happen?!

"It's is Appalling"

Thank god that 'Jon Bovi' will never have to see this, because if it hurts our eyes, we can't imagine what it would do to his. A little tip to anybody planning on getting tattooed: you want to make sure you have the correct spelling before you permanently ink something on your body. Just a small suggestion.

Or hey, maybe the joke's on us. Perhaps this person was so adamant on making his point - "it's is my life" - that they decided to turn their tattoo into a statement about how little they care about grammar. What we really don't get it, how did the tattoo artist go along with it?!

Driving Off the Handle

How do you get to the point of actually pulling off the stick gear of a car?! Maybe that subway cup was actually filled with alcohol and the driver decided they wanted to test their strength.

We just hope this didn't happen in the middle of a highway.

The Liquid Soap Haters

To be fair, they did put soap inside the soap dispenser.

But clearly, the cleaning staff here is not a big fan of liquid soap.

Cart Attack

You would think that once someone notices the carts are piling up in front of this car, they would stop and return them somewhere else. Well you'd be wrong. Because really, who cares if the driver of that car has to spend an hour maneuvering their way out of the parking garage?

Maybe they got fed up and decided to crash into the carts and get out. We know we would.

The Man That Didn't Believe in Physics

What we don't understand is how this man got in there in the first place. Come on, buddy, don't you know that there are certain things you just can't do anymore? Like pretend you're 5 years old when you're actually 40?!

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We hope this guy got out of there safely, although we really don't see it happening without a pair of bolt cutters.

Time for Some Landscaping

Surely, the Canal Museum must be beautiful once you're inside. But outside, it needs some serious landscaping.

Or maybe they purposely left the overgrown hedges so the sign would shock people and force them to stop.

Instagram Jackpot

They didn't get the perfect "ice cream in Bali" picture for Instagram, but they got something far more hilarious and worthy of posting.

This is for all of us who forget that real life never stops, even if you're "living" online. We must say though, we do feel a bit sorry for them, because that ice cream looks incredible.

Yes We Can!

These guys weren't about to let a little thing like physics get in the way of taking home their beautiful pieces of wood. Don't fit in the car? We'll carry them out the window!

We really hope that was a short car ride though. Otherwise, something tells us there were pieces of wood all over the street somewhere.

Grilled Plastic Sandwich

Sometimes you're in such a hurry that you forget to take the plastic off the cheese. It just happens, what can you do? Either that or the person who made this sandwich decided to play a practical joke. And if so, they nailed it.

Or maybe, with all the plastic pollution going on, this person figured 'hey, why don't we start including it in our basic diet altogether?!'

Extra Rare

When it comes to meat, it's very important to get the cooking term right - some people like it rare, some medium, some well done. Now, we're going to chose to believe this person just wanted their meat bloody, because if they didn't, well, we really don't know how this person is going to make it in life.

You would think someone would understand the basics of cooking, such as the fact that the meat needs to touch the pan or some kind of high heat in order to actually be cooked. We feel sorry for this person's partner.

Common Sense is Not So Common

Baking can be hard, especially if it's your first time. Still, one would assume that a little common sense is already present, right? ...Wrong.

This amateur baker got so excited that they forgot dough usually softens when at very high temperatures. Hence, the baking pan. Not baking grill. P-A-N.

The Avocado Butcher

We don't mean to judge anybody's cutting skills, especially when it seems they did such a nice job with the tomato. But, really?! The only logical explanation is that whoever cut this has never seen an avocado in their life. In fact, they don't even know of their existence.

We would love to see how the hell that salad turned out.

When a Bad Day Gets Worse

We feel for this person. They were trying to get a quick bite to eat and their sandwich got stuck in the machine. So they decided to get a soda so it could help push it out. And then this happened.

We wonder if that machine is still standing, because at this point it's fair to assume the guy broke the glass.

Hulk's Barbecue

Maybe the grill master was just tired of finding little twigs and sticks, so he decided to cut off a tree trunk and call it a day.

Or maybe he just needed to grill an entire cow.

A Key Out of Water

Keyboards are disgusting germ factories, and it is absolutely recommended to clean them out once in a while, but using boiling water is overkill – literally.

Next time go for cold water, or some simple baby wipes.

Sticking Around

This must be the U-Haul that is helping out couch guy and Ikea woman.

We already know they have a problem with depth perception.

First National Bank of Peppa

She must really love jumping in muddy puddles, or be raising a toddler to believe Peppa Pig belonged on the five-pound note.

One of the cutest fails on this list, without a doubt.

Whack-A-Pole

This woman decided to play a round of whack-a-pole. Not sure who won though.

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That pole just jumped out of nowhere!

Making Your Territory

This guy's neighbor used duct tape to secure the crack in their trash can lid, but they assumed he was marking the bin with their apartment number.

They decided to continue the trend and its actually not a terrible idea.

Nice View

Here's another painter with some bad planning skills.

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Guess he's going to hang out and enjoy the view.

A Pool of Blood?

It's always a good idea to bring more attention to worthy causes, and Breast Cancer Awareness is one of the worthiest, but it seems like they didn't quite achieve the pink color they were going for...

We wouldn't want to be the maintenance staff of this building.

Hiding in Plain Sight

This must have happened after the consumption of some other type of alcohol, because the corkscrew is literally right next to the knife they were using.

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Have these women never seen an army knife?!

The Cereal Conundrum

Kenny may have just come up with a million-dollar idea.

Who wouldn't want a bar that when it touches milk, breaks up into cereal? Monsters, that's who.

Square Peg, Round Hole

While we appreciate this guy's tenacity, that is never going to fit.

Someone give him the number for U-Haul.

Cookies to Die For

Are these the cookies of choice at wakes and funerals or do you eat them and then die?

Either way, we'll take a pass, thanks.

Never Lose Your Keys Again

This is a great way to keep track of your keys, it's just too bad that you can never unlock this lock again either.

Next time just try your regular old key finder, guys.

A Whole Lot of Bounce

This seems like a solid plan, but just in case, they should probably step back a bit.

So many ways for this to go incredibly wrong...

A Bigger Trunk

Ikea products do come disassembled, but it is still unclear how they thought they were going to get that box into the trunk.

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Really guys, how in the world did you ever expect that box to fit?! Did you forget you weren't driving a pick-up truck?

A Bone to Pick

We understand the sentiment, but would definitely recommend removing this from your car before anyone takes it too literally.

We appreciate the pun, but we'd start scratching off that sticker, ASAP!

A for Effort

It's always a good thing for women to be involved with the maintenance of their cars.

That, however, is not the way to go about it.

Extreme Parking

The first person must have thought this was a clever parking space and everyone followed suit.

Things were fine until the sun came out.

Above the Law

This guy must be in a bigger hurry than the rest of us.

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That must be the reason he decided that he could use this closed-off lane. Well, he's not going anywhere for a while.

Safe and Secure

Who thought this was a good idea?

It is unclear which vehicle will crash first, but we're pretty sure they both will.

Let Me Out

This delivery person must have been sure that if he knocked someone would answer, otherwise this doesn't make any sense.

Or maybe he knew someone was home and not answering and decided to make them pay.

The Snowmobile

The owner of this convertible either forgot to check the weather forecast or this snowstorm was extremely sudden.

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Yikes! That's going to be a hard one to clean out!

Where's the Lid?

Another guy who decided that the warnings at gas stations are for lesser men.

Those bags will definitely keep it safe, don't worry.

Dumb and Dangerous

It's unclear how this came about exactly. The whole car is free of snow except for the windshield.

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What was this guy thinking?

The Big Prize

This girl got sick of those claw machines taking her money and getting nothing in return and decided to get her prize at any cost.

Unfortunately, she is now stuck inside, and it'll take more than a quarter to get her out.

Pot Calling the Kettle

Oh yeah, then how did you snap this shot, buddy?

Technology really is making us less sociable by the second.

Lash Attack

Look at this shot and heed the warning.

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Pay attention when you are curling your lashes, or you'll be sporting a bald eye.

Cement shoes

She is definitely having a bad day.

We hope she wasn't too fond of the shoes she was wearing.

Nailed it!

This woman clearly had a very developed artistic style or she's on the lam and trying to disguise the getaway car.

In any case, she should have gone to a professional.

One Use Closet

According to the contractor, these closet doors are perfectly fine.

Yeah, let's fill it up with clothes, and then close the door. What do you do now?

Copy Screen?

That's an interesting idea but looks like it didn't exactly pan out.

Just use the print screen feature next time, OK?

Too Hot to Handle

Waiting for your shirt to come out of the dryer can be annoying, but it seems like the quick fix of microwaving it instead backfired.

Hope that wasn't his lucky shirt, oh well, he can go back to the Salt Lake Community College student store and get another.

Protecting Your Screen

This is actually kind of cute. This woman thought the plastic that was covering the screen protector was the screen protector.

Taking care of your phone is important, but so is seeing what you're doing.

Filling Your Tank, of Trash?

It's hard to come up with a worse idea than this.

It is not only irresponsible and messy; it is actually an accident waiting to happen. One spark and this guy and his truck are toast.

Ohhh, Icing

That looks delicious but turns out, it is not icing, it is melted plastic, and not only do you have to somehow clean your oven, but your house is also going to smell like burnt plastic, forever!

Next time you feel like baking, please make sure you put the food on an oven-safe plate, folks. Otherwise, get ready to buy a new oven.

Not Toilet Wipes

This packaging seems like it could actually be dangerous.

The words surface wipes should be in bold red letters and they should stamp not toilet wipes everywhere else.

One Head Nodding

It's not easy to be a court reporter, and people who don't follow clear instructions make it even worse.

To be fair, it is really difficult to "take down a nod or a shake".

Where's There's Smoke

Someone forgot to teach this kid not to play with fire, and also to be more culturally sensitive.

Blackface is never okay kid!

Not Feeling It

This gives a whole new meaning to helicopter parenting, and this dad sure doesn't seem happy about it.

If he gets a bald spot, that mini copter is going to be out of commission for a long time.

Mom Brain

Parents and electronics simply don't mix. Headphones, chargers, they all look the same to them.

Kids, be kind, help mom charge her phone.

Shiver Me Timbers

This is just all kinds of bad. These people have obviously never carried wood in their car before; isn't it obvious that if the pieces are that big and that close to the window, you need to put something to protect the glass? Guess not.

Next time just secure your wood, guys!

A Tight Fit

We know that finding parking is hard, but apparently so is reading.

You do not have a small car, and someone will probably hit it because of the way you parked. Come on, people!

You're Not Doing That Right

Although this is very inventive, it is not the right way to carry your basket and it must also be pretty heavy and uncomfortable.

There's a reason there are wheels at the bottom of that basket ma'am...

In Pursuit

This state trooper was apparently in a big hurry.

He ripped the gas nozzle out of place in his hot pursuit of a... Big Mac and fries.

He's Sunk

This is what happens if you don't read the road signs and also if you're a big jerk.

Should've Stayed in the Shade

If it was only his back, he could blame someone else, but this poor guy clearly did this to himself.

He should sell this as a warning ad for sunscreen on a stick.

Amateur Baker Alert

We don't know who gave this person access to an industrial kitchen, but they clearly did not know the first thing about bread.

Literally the first thing: It rises.

Free Bike!

Either this person didn't think this through, or they really wanted a new bike.

It doesn't matter, it will certainly be gone by the time they get back.

Tightly Wound

That snake just loves its owner so much it is giving her a really really tight hug and kiss.

Makes you want to go out and adopt a snake, right?

Real Life Looney Tunes

It definitely seems like Bugs Bunny will stick his head out from behind this car and say "what's up doc."

We would love to know how this piano landed on this car. I mean, where did it even come from?

Those Don't Look Right

Somebody must have had too much Jack Daniels before baking these babies.

Guess what, they're not going to magically roll themselves in the oven.

Please Read Carefully

Let's say this just one more time people, please read the instructions before returning the item.

Aren't customer service jobs the best?

A Watched Pot

We all know the expression a watched pot never boils, but it most certainly won't boil if you put it on the wrong burner.

But honestly, this happens to everyone, especially when you are really hungry and discover that you've been heating air for the last ten minutes.

Coffin Security Comes First

We'll say it again people, please tie things down.

Nobody wants to meet your dead relative on the freeway.

Twist On, Twist Off

Knowing how to use a wine opener is a really important life skill, except when the bottle is a twist-off.

Oh well, at least we're sure there was a happy ending to it all, because how can there not be when there's a bottle of wine involved?

I Wonder What Would Happen If I Pressed That?

Turns out that's the button for the sunroof, or we guess, the snow roof.

At least you're wearing your hat, right?

Safety First

There's a reason that you have to wear a hairnet before operating heavy machinery, or in this case, a beard net.

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We hope this guy wasn't too attached to his facial hair.

Stuck in the Middle

This was some poor planning on her part, but hey the floor looks great.

Guess she gets to discover if watching paint dry is really as boring as they say.

A Christmas Miracle

Did you really think the neighbors wouldn't notice if you dropped your old tree into the yard?

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We know it's hard to drag it down the stairs, but come on...

Construction 101

Do not put the doorknob on the side of the hinges!

We hope this was a DIY project and no one was paid for this debacle.

Touch the Sky

In man's centuries-old quest to tame the skies, this is the first time a step stool has been used.

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Maybe there's an invisible thread hanging from the sky that only she can see?

Uh-Oh!

This does not look good.

Hopefully, this story has a happy ending, which includes everyone in the vehicle getting out safely.

Mentos and Soda

Have you ever used YouTube before? Just don't try it, especially on a plane.

It's like a train-wreck waiting to happen.

A Small Glitch

Good job building that deck, and hey, you'll also always have a saw around for any unexpected needs that may arise.

We can't even imagine the frustration this person must have felt when they realized what happened.

Traveling by Van

Some people will do just about anything to save on transport costs.

Hope they don't have to brake unexpectedly...

Is He a Mailman or a Comedian?

So, I guess the real question is, do you want that package enough to dismantle your mailbox for it?

Was the mailman actually trying to be funny? Or did this happen by mistake?

It's Going Down

Sadly, we think its time to get your valuables out of there, cause that thing is not coming out.

It's a car, not a boat people, it wasn't designed for this.

I Can Finally Charge My Phone, Or Not...

Those plastic wrappers are the worse. Just looking at this, we can truly feel your pain.

Guess somebody's heading back to the store.

Hold That Pose

You look great, but unfortunately, your dinner is going to be missing a little something.

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When did taking pictures of food actually become more important than eating it?

Bath Time with Kitty

Cats are not known for enjoying bath time.

That being said, why did this guy think it was a good idea to share the bath with his cat, naked?

A Really Flat Screen

Ouch... Whoever did this has probably learned their lesson for life.

First, secure the TV to the wall, and then, let go of it.

Pee-A-Boo!

What is the point of the doors on the stalls if you could practically see people on the toilet doing their business?

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We hope that this is at least the men's restroom because they could simply use it as a urinal. Women, on the other hand...there would be a lot more "exposing" involved. Sorry men, if it were up to us, you'd have to take this one for the team.

Starbucks

As much as we love Starbucks, we can't help but enjoy these advertising faux-pas. For a multinational chain of coffeehouses and roastery reserves and the world's largest coffeehouse chain, it's nice to know they also make mistakes.

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If only their Baristas could try a little harder when writing down our names when taking our order. Is that too much to ask?

Game of Walls

"And for just an extra $10 per ticket, you can forego watching the game and just stare at this concrete wall for three hours." – Cleveland Browns

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Let's put it this way, if these are the only seats available, we'll save ourselves the effort and watch the game on TV, from the comfort of our recliners, with no giant, view-blocking wall.

Moving On

We'd keep it going right on to the next stall if we had to pee in this bathroom. That just looks so…raunchy.

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Who thought that was a good idea? Gross!

Dysfunctional Balcony

The upper balcony looks pretty sweet, right? But the lower balcony? If you've ever played Sims, this kind of setup will look familiar.

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We were unapologetic indulgers of that evil pastime of putting sims in a room or on a balcony and then taking away the door to see what they do. But it's not the kind of thing we ever expected to see in real life.

Anything But Water

Apparently, when the groom said 'I do' to the part where the priest says 'in sickness or in health', that didn't include rescuing your bride from falling in a pool of water.

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Even though it looks like he's trying to reach for her, it still looks like he's not willing to bend more than that to save his falling bride. Just jump in the water, man!

Learn How To Fish

When you first learn how to fish, you're taught how to cast out the line and what position to place your arms in.

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This guy apparently wanted to cast his line very far out into the water. But, he forgot the important rule of only following through with his arms, and not his entire body.

Tetris Door

What do you do when you and your house don't agree on where there's room for a door? Just force the issue. What's the house going to do about it?

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Here's a beautiful example of this Tetris mentality: a zig zag-style door that subtly fits around an obstruction that would make most people think "hey, maybe a door doesn't belong here."

The Liquid Soap Haters

We have a lot to say about this. We'll start with, whaatttttt? It seems like the maids at this hotel had something else on their minds while they were at work that day.

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To be fair, they did put soap inside the soap dispenser.

Keep Off the Glass!

Someone took the message from this ad a little too literally and decided it was time to break some glass and cause a real mess, a real 'glass' act if you ask us!

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At this rate, advertisers should be very careful what they post on their signage, there might be some 'glass' warfare next time.

Withdrawal issues

Is this one of those new designs that force you to get a workout to get what you want out of it? That's a pretty decent climb and solid squat you have to engage in to get your cash.

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It may not be the most comfortable or convenient ATM in the world, but your glutes will thank you.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Saying we were never self-proclaimed adrenaline junkies would be an understatement. We would much rather stay indoors. Indoors is where solid ground is. Solid ground is good.

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There once was a time we thought we could be persuaded into trying kayaking but a single glance at the sheer horror on these women's faces and we know those days are over.

Fishing Isn't Easy

Fishing is an art that requires trickery. However, fish often outsmart the fisherman.

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In this photo, you can see that this fish swam right up to the poles and in front of the fishers, almost as to say to them "in your face buddies." Well, the joke is definitely on the fishermen.

Tap Shower

There is no use for water to run onto the handle of a faucet. Think of all the crazy watermarks and just the general pointlessness of it all.

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We've seen some real fails when it comes to bathroom designs, yet it seems that this one takes the cake for creativity.

TV for everyone!

We can't believe that anyone in their right mind would install a television in this manner. Who's benefiting from the half screen? Do the residents have to call through the wall to let each other know what's happening on the side they can't see?

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Whatever prompted this strange creation, it seems they at least had good (if terribly misguided) intentions.

"Killed by Nail Biting"

Out of all the ways people cope with stress, nail-biting seems like it would be one of the least harmful.

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But here, just as this stressed-out woman is biting her nails, a news headline screams: "Killed by Nail Biting."

Where Did He Get His Boating License?

A lot of people say that there aren't many differences between driving a boat and a car.

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While in a car you might be able to get away with driving over a pothole, in a boat, driving over rocks is a little less maneuverable.

Blocking the View

The best and worst thing about modern-day technology is that everyone has a camera within reach. Professional photographers would probably describe it as too many chefs in one kitchen.

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All those other cameras would otherwise be fine to have around, but one of them is tactlessly blocking the view from the camera that matters most.

Half Toilet

Is this some kind of art installation?

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If not, we would love to see a demonstration from its creator of exactly how you're supposed to use the thing…starting with how in the heck you're supposed to get into the insanely narrow room in the first place.

It Was Nice Knowing You

It would be pretty safe to assume that you would rather be reading this on a beach somewhere. But we aren't here to make you feel bad about not being somewhere sunny and sandy.

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One look at those two girls will have you thanking for dry land hoping that they know how to hold their breath for a long time.

Not so Sweet 16

Sweet 16th birthday. It doesn't get any better than that. Well, actually, it does. There's news, and politics, and student loans and having to earn your own money.

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So basically, sweet 16 is our way of trying not to cry when thinking about the loss of our childhood. Anyway, happy birthday darling! I made you a cake... Oh lord...

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